So I found this recipe on-line and went at it. Some of the gingerbread men came out looking pretty nice, but others, well, I think they were too thick, and they are quite deformed. Now, my first pottery teacher, Alicia, told me that when you're making art deformed is just another word for artistic, and that you can manipulate the most appalling-looking vessel into something that says, "Well, um, yes, very nice, but I don't really understand modern art, so well done!"
Thus, I used some red icing to turn my deformed gingerbread men into a dynamic village of ginger persons reflective of all of the emotions evoked by the holiday season. Alicia, these are for you:
|A Nice, Happy Gingerbread Man|
|"Whoa! That Nog is High Octane!"|
|Gingerbread Conjoined Twins|
|Dead Cartoon Gingercorpse|
And last, and most definitely least:
|Creepy GingerUncle Who's Had Too Much Scotch|